The "I Don't Believe in Humans" Unicorn Socks
Turn the tables on reality with these whimsical teal socks. Featuring a majestic unicorn surrounded by a floral wreath, these socks declare a hilarious truth: "I don't Believe in Humans". Designed in Canada by Uptown Sox, they feature a vibrant teal background with contrasting peach accents on the toe and heel. They are the perfect gift for dreamers, introverts, or anyone who prefers a little magic over reality.
Fabric & Care
• Material: Premium blend of 70% Combed Cotton, 28% Nylon, and 2% Spandex for a soft touch and perfect stretch.
• Size: One Size Fits Most. Fits US Women’s shoe sizes 6-10 and US Men’s shoe sizes 4-8 (EUR 37-41).
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
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